Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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