so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
