once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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