I'm lost and stupid without you.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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