u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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