I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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