Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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