Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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