The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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