I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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