paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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