"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think i have herpe
just one?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
