Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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