i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
you win again, gameday.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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