if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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