The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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