i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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