i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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