Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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