Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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