so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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