I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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