i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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