I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick