He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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