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• (408): View more from California

  My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable

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  Freshman in high school? Just your type

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!

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  Did someone propose they get off the stage?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  he was once again the drunkest girl at the party

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?

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