No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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