Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
