you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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