He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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