Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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