Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Randomize
