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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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