yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it