so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
And my parents said I crawled through the house
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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