overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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