Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
only if we run a train.
done.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
be right there i have to get my cape
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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