she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
