Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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