to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Two words: blizzard sex
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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