That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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