Don't make out with my wife yet
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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