Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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