I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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