That's intense
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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