He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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