I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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