Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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