So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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