Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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