My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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