dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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