everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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