I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
