I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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