Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
so much tequila, so little girl.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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