it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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