Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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