True but thats because hes a fetus.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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