its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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