Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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