if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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